these
are some
beautiful women I've been seeing on TV, you?
I
watch a lot of
TV, and am steadfastly on the look-out for the diamonds in the
rough.
and boy is there plenty of rough.
breaker-boy forever Anthracite country!
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mostly
a lot of L&O
ladies, and other crime dramas, lotsa old movies, and some
sitcoms/etcs all involved, newscastrixes galore! updates to
follow? surely. Thank you Wikipedia!
well,
I arranged
them chronologically (theoretically bad) but need to know whether
I'm being a dirty old or dirty young man when they allure me.
sadly I've never seen Mary Shelley or Dorothy Parker on TV, so haven't
included them, so some of my
best crushes are out.
simply trying to show my dad I can love them ALL from afar after
he told me I could be Olivia Wide's father! (wrong!)
and I like 'em more when they're closer to my birthday, or are
from near where I was born, or went to school near me...
"hell ya I'd hit that" reserved for where you'd figure,
and then sometimes where you wouldn't, because I'm over 52 now, and
surely old, and perhaps (99-44/100 sure!) dirty as well..
congratulations!
Statue of Liberty (dedicated October 28, 1886)
Joan Crawford (March 23, 1905 – May 10, 1977)
LaWanda Page (October 19, 1920 – September 14, 2002)
Nancy Jane Kulp (August 28, 1921 – February 3, 1991) //as Hoppy's mom on Sanford & Son today!! she's a funny lady!
Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982)
Nathalie Kay "Tippi" Hedren (born January 19, 1930)
Susan Rennie Stephen (16 July 1931 – 21 April 2000) // 5ud Aw, and my first '31 is a dead one! quite a looker in Red Beret..
Joan Henrietta Collins, OBE (born 23 May 1933)
Ann Wedgeworth (born January 21, 1935)
Kipp Hamilton (August 16, 1935 – January 29, 1981) // 3kd
Marion Burnside Randall, who acted under the name Sue Randall, (October 8, 1935 — October 26, 1984) .//oh, left us for Beaver
Nancy Dussault (born June 30, 1936)
Mary Eleanor Donahue (born April 19, 1937)
Helena Kallianiotes (born 1938)
Luana Anders (May 12, 1938 – July 21, 1996) //Dragnet, and Easy Rider!! damn yiou breast cancer! 3qd
Luana Patten (July 6, 1938 – May 1, 1996) // Dragnet 1967 3ed
Elizabeth Alice "Ali" MacGraw (born April 1, 1939)
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939)
Lesley Rene Stahl (born December 16, 1941)
Susan Seaforth Hayes (born Susan Seabold on July 11, 1943 in Oakland, California //looking got on Dragnet ma'am! 4fd
Toni Basil (born Antonia Christina Basilotta on September 22, 1943 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
Mary Woronov (born December 8, 1943)
Marianne S?gebrecht (born 27 August 1945) //7md rah Bagdad!
Goldie Jeanne Hawn (born November 21, 1945)
Lila Diane Sawyer (born December 22, 1945)
Barbara Carrera (born Barbara Kingsbury on December 31, 1945)
Cher (born Cherilyn Sarkisian, May 20, 1946) //sorry I took so long ma'am, 23 year-ago wee ones in Mermaids it took? //61d
Sian Barbara Allen (born July 12, 1946 in Reading, Pennsylvania)
Sally Margaret Field (born November 6, 1946)
Jill Banner (November 8, 1946 – August 7, 1982) //a nice Irish girl from Bremerton
Jessica Phyllis Lange (born April 20, 1949) //a Kong-sized crush! and similarly gentle
Veronica A. Cartwright (born 20 April 1949)
Joyce Anne DeWitt (born April 23, 1949)
Mary Louise "Meryl" Streep (born June 22, 1949)
Lindsay Jean Wagner (born June 22, 1949) //in her first TV appearance on Adam 12 in 1971! I'd make a pass at that glasses wearer! 3dd
Brie Howard (born August 9, 1949) // 45d
Diana Nyad (born August 22, 1949) //oh, you've been there since I knew you'd make it! //congrats 94d!
Sigourney Weaver (born October 8, 1949)
Heather Urich (née Menzies), born December 3, 1949
Prunella Gee (born 17 February 1950)
Cybill Lynne Shepherd (born February 18, 1950) //damn sorry, you're what this is about!! 94d
Lynda Jean Carter (born July 24, 1951)
Karen Jane Allen (born October 5, 1951)
Jayne Kennedy (n?e Harrison) (born October 27, 1951 in Washington, D.C.) //hot for Mrs Jenkins 43d
Shohreh Aghdashloo (born May 11, 1952)
Anne Hampton Potts (born October 28, 1952)
S. Epatha Merkerson (born Sharon Epatha Merkerson; November 28, 1952)
Ann "Annie" Lennox, OBE (born 25 December 1954)
Marina Sirtis (born March 29, 1955)
Sandra Bernhard (born June 6, 1955)
Christine Madeleine Odette Lagarde (French: [kʁistin madlɛn ɔdɛt laɡaʁd]; née Lallouette, IPA: [laluɛt]; born 1 January 1956) //amj
Dana Welles Delany (born March 13, 1956)
Audrey Landers (born July 18, 1956)
Ann Curry (born November 19, 1956)
Katherine Anne "Katie" Couric (born January 7, 1957)
Kelly Ann McGillis (born July 9, 1957)
Julie Scardina (born July 10, 1957)
Denise Michelle Crosby (born November 24, 1957)
Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958)
Madonna (born Madonna Louise Ciccone August 16, 1958)
Jamie Lee Curtis (born November 22, 1958)
Darlanne Fluegel born (November 25, 1958) //yeah Wilkes-Barre representin'!
Catherine Mary Stewart (born Catherine Mary Nursall on April 22, 1959) //is not Denise Richards
Martha Quinn (born May 11, 1959) //bubbles birthday 13!
Haviland Morris (born September 14, 1959) //4ld
Patricia Davies Clarkson (born December 29, 1959)
Valerie Anne Bertinelli (born April 23, 1960)
Julianne Moore (born December 3, 1960)
Jane Marie Lynch (born July 14, 1960)
Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus (born January 13, 1961)
Carey Lowell (born February 11, 1961) //aw Carey I near forgot you. thank you re-runs from L&O 1996
Sheryl Suzanne Crow (born February 11, 1962) //amj
Gina L. Gershon (born June 10, 1962)
Alexandra Elizabeth "Ally" Sheedy (born June 13, 1962) //dang, didn't get her in here until Wargames for the hundreth time on 23Feb13..rev history needed!
Daphne Eurydice Zuniga (born October 28, 1962)
Elizabeth Vargas (born September 6, 1962) //filling in for Diane with your summer haircut 74d
Alicia Christian "Jodie" Foster (born November 19, 1962)
Natasha Jane Richardson (11 May 1963 – 18 March 2009)
Lori Petty (born October 14, 1963)
Cynthia Gibb (born December 14, 1963, in Bennington, Vermont, U.S.) // in Malone with Burt, but I remember her from Fame! 4gd
Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama (born January 17, 1964)
Mariska Hargitay (born Mariska Magdolna Hargitay; January 23, 1964)
Bridget Jane Fonda (born January 27, 1964)
Wanda Sykes (born March 7, 1964)
Annabella Sciorra (born March 29, 1964)
Melissa Ellen Gilbert (born May 8, 1964)
Joanne Whalley (born 25 August 1964)
Claire Stansfield (born 27 August 1964)
Famke Beumer Janssen (born 5 November 1964)
Angela Featherstone (born 3 April 1965)
Amelia Campbell (born August 4, 1965) // 5id
Jami Beth Gertz (born October 28, 1965)
Cynthia Ann "Cindy" Crawford (born February 20, 1966)
Julianna Luisa Margulies (born June 8, 1966)
Kathryn Elsbeth Erbe (born July 5, 1966)
Rachel India True (born November 15, 1966)
Michelle Hurd (born December 21, 1966)
Eva Maria LaRue (born Eva Maria LaRuy on December 27, 1966)
Laura Elizabeth Dern (born February 10, 1967)
Maria Elena Bello (born April 18, 1967)
Lisa Edelstein (born May 21, 1967)
Nicole Mary Kidman (born 20 June 1967)
older than me above ^ ^ ^ ----- younger than me below v v v ----- draw your own line! -----
Elyse Luray (born December 4, 1967)
Jeri Lynn Zimmermann Ryan (born February 22, 1968)
Susan Floyd (born May 13, 1968)
Naomi Ellen Watts (born 28 September 1968)
Jillian Noel "Jill" Hennessy (born November 25, 1968)
Lucy Alexis Liu (born December 2, 1968)
Kimberly Jayne "Kim" Raver (born March 15, 1969) // < 3pd
Pauley Perrette (born March 27, 1969)
Ren?e Kathleen Zellweger (born April 25, 1969)
Kate Snow (born June 10, 1969)
Lori Greiner (born December 9,1969) //yeah Chicahgo
Heather Joan Graham (born January 29, 1970) //on the KimChi Chronicles!
Julie Bowen (born March 3, 1970)
Natascha McElhone (born Natasha Abigail Taylor; 23 March 1970) //8id
Elizabeth Mitchell (born on March 27, 1970)
Nada Nadim Prouty, n?e Al-Aouar (born c. 1970) //in the wake of Amanda Knox... set the innocent free!
Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey (born May 18, 1970) //o Tina! took me until I got Russian-voiced Mean Girls yestiddy (that I waited for today to get English! still haven't watched!) to get you up here aii! (aii is the date Oct 18, 2018)
Nancy
Cordes, n?e Weiner
(born
July 12, 1970)
Aisha N. Tyler (born September 18, 1970)
Tamara Taylor (born September 27, 1970)
Amy Jo Johnson (born October 6, 1970) //much more than Pink Ranger!
Jennifer Lynn Connelly (born December 12, 1970)
Elisa Donovan (born February 3, 1971)
Susan Misner (born February 8, 1971)
Natascha McElhone (born Natasha Taylor; 23 March 1971) //I'll write letters back!
Lara Logan (born 29 March 1971)
Kathryn Bridget Moynahan (born April 28, 1971)
Mary Lynn Rajskub (born June 22, 1971) // love you Gail!
Julianne Nicholson (born July 1, 1971)
Rebecca Gayheart (born August 12, 1971) //9gg
Winona Ryder (born Winona Laura Horowitz; October 29, 1971) //missing all three mermaids until 61d?
Savannah Guthrie (born December 28, 1971)
Nicolle Wallace (née Devenish; February 4, 1972)
Jean Louisa Kelly (born March 9, 1972) //aw Kim Waner, I knew you'd be by L&O one of these days //68d
Rachel Allen (born 21 March 1972, in Dublin) //mm, say "grams" as "graahms" again... nngh...
Natalie Leticia Morales-Rhodes (born June 6, 1972) // ooh why so long Natalie? newslady and all.. //Bubbles berfdy 13
Robin Jessica Tunney (born June 19, 1972)
Selma Blair (born June 23, 1972)
Sof?a Margarita Vergara Vergara (born July 10, 1972)
Elizabeth Berkley (born July 28, 1972)
Angela Michelle "Angie" Harmon (born August 10, 1972)
Saffron Dominique Burrows (born 22 October 1972)
Alyssa Jayne Milano (born December 19, 1972)
Jennifer Esposito (born April 11, 1973)
Michele Hicks (born June 4, 1973) //eluding me after so many L&O appearances! harrumph! goodness! hitting that too Johnny Lee Miller?!
Leeann Velez Tweeden (born June 13, 1973)
Juliette Lewis (born June 21, 1973)
Lorri Bagley (born August 5, 1973)
Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973)
Kristen Carroll Wiig (born August 22, 1973)
Neve Adrianne Campbell (born October 3, 1973)
Norah O'Donnell (born January 23, 1974)
Elizabeth Banks (born Elizabeth Irene Mitchell; February 10, 1974) // 3pd too late for me to Penn...
Eva Mendes (born March 5, 1974)
Michelle Kosinski (born May 6, 1974)
Melissa Sagemiller (born June 1, 1974)
Stephanie Caroline March (born July 23, 1974)
Zoe McLellan (born November 6, 1974) // bbf
Jamie Tarabay, (born 9 January 1975)
Anne Louise Dudek (born March 22, 1975; Boston, Massachusetts)
Poppy Montgomery (born 19 June 1975)
Anne Marie Cancelmi (born July 31, 1975), known as Annie Parisse
Charlize Theron (born 7 August 1975) //love our matching neck moles!
Kaitlin Olson (born August 18, 1975) //and other people crush! yay Tigard!
Alicia Roanne Witt (born August 21, 1975)
Katherine Dee "KaDee" Strickland (born December 14, 1975) // 3pd
Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon (born March 22, 1976)
Alana de la Garza (born June 18, 1976)
Diane Neal (born November 17, 1976)
Emily Erin Deschanel (born October 11, 1976)
Milena Govich (born October 29, 1976)
Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976)
Samantha Susan Buck (born December 20, 1976)
Melanie Jayne Lynskey (born 16 May 1977)
Liv Rundgren Tyler (born July 1, 1977)
Jaime Elizabeth Pressly (born July 30, 1977)
Katheryn Winnick (born December 17, 1977)
Michaela Conlin (born June 9, 1978)
Bianna Golodryga (born June 15, 1978)
Dana Loesch (n?e Eaton, born September 28, 1978) //well, until she started talking....
Shannon Marie Kahololani Sossamon (born October 3, 1978)
Nadine Velazquez (born November 20, 1978)
Lauren Christine German (born November 29, 1978) //yay almondy eyes!
Jennifer Marie Morrison (born April 12, 1979)
Morena Baccarin (born June 2, 1979)
Alecia Beth Moore (born September 8, 1979)
Cot? de Pablo (born November 12, 1979)
Zooey Claire Deschanel (born January 17, 1980)
Christina Ricci (born February 12, 1980) //61d 0 for 3 on the Mermaids it seemed...
Kelli Giddish (born Cumming, Georgia, April 13, 1980) //nice escape from Texas to go detective in the big city, I miss the boots
Elizabeth Claire "Ellie" Kemper (born May 2, 1980)
Suzanne Brigit "Sue" Bird (born October 16, 1980)
Vanessa Joy Lachey (n?e Minnillo; born November 9, 1980) // 3od
Julia O'Hara Stiles (born March 28, 1981) //my first '81 model! potter's daughter.
Natalie Portman (born Neta-Lee Hershlag; Hebrew: נטע-לי הרשלג;[a] June 9, 1981) // 2ki!!Danica Sue Patrick (born March 25, 1982)
Hayley Elizabeth Atwell (born 5 April 1982) //13h
Melissa "Missy" Peregrym (born June 16, 1982)
Erika Jane Christensen (born August 19, 1982) //yay Seattle! yeahyeah Parenthood, but far more crushable psycho-loco as a swimfan or on L&O
Zoe Lister-Jones (born September 1, 1982) //26i
Gillian Jacobs (born October 20, 1982) //like 'em young at Community... go Pittsburgh
Anne Jacqueline Hathaway (born November 12, 1982
Michaela McManus (born May 20, 1983) //k, getting a little cradle-robbing for me now... trying to resist that, but SO HOT! (and on L&O, can't resist...)
Alison Brie (born December 29, 1983) //still older than OW...
Olivia Wilde (born Olivia Jane Cockburn; March 10, 1984) //woops, here's how this all started...
Ivet Lalova (born 18 May 1984) //ok, been watching the sports, and am allowed to love all the track&field girls
Gal Gadot-Varsano (born 30 April 1985) // oh Diana... //chg
Kasie S. Hunt (born May 24, 1985) //9mh
Christina Broccolini (born March 9, 1985)
Portlandia (installed on October 6, 1985)
Masiela Lusha (born October 23, 1985) //right, -after- I got out of High School, but she's brainy! and hot. and 25+!
Allyson Felix (born November 18, 1985) //I reserve the right to be attracted to track&field and swimmer girls older than I was when I started doing both regularly, so, anyone over 14
Anahit Misak "Ana" Kasparian (/kəˈspæriən/; Armenian: Անահիտ Միսաքի Գասպարյան, pronounced [ɑnɑˈhid miˈsɑkʰ kʰɑsbɑˈɾjɑn]; born July 7, 1986)
Maria Yuryevna Sharapova (born April 19, 1987) //is more than half my age lately, and ever-hotter and gruntier...I should have known 8 years ago I'd still be liking her, see below... still rockin that maiden phase...
Tania Raymonde (born Tania Raymonde Helen Katz; March 22, 1988) //well, they shot her in the head on L&O when she was 20-21, very hot & very crazy!.
Melissa Marie Benoist (born October 4, 1988).// you super girl! // bbf.
Jane Colburn Levy (born December 29, 1989) //and yes, way too young for me, but still over half my age. and that's where I'm presently drawing the line...
Margot Elise Robbie (born 2 July 1990) // 8fg
Taima the Hawk (hatched April 21, 2005)
xoxo ladies!
up to where this nonsese comes from <--
I
hope none
of the ladies mentioned above have the time, or want, to break
them from a listing where you've got to do the math yourself kind
of thing. This is intended for pure research, where you say
"oh, how old is she in that ancient movie I'm watching!
HOT!" and not at all like, oh, how old is she today?, kind
of thing, well, unless you care about how old or young you feel
you or they are. If any of you listed feel need to complain,
please e-mail. No, PLEASE! I'd definitely like to hear from you.
change
my evil ways,
one of these days...
if you've ever been attracted to her, you can't blame time for doing anything, time's a far better thing to embrace and enjoy. beauty is forever, in maiden, mother, and crone.
hoping readers will use it like me and seek the similarly aged? lust in line? only look for the "older" woman?
kitty sez "like a bee-hive!" those chick'n'wairz....
x o x o for valentines, and 'speshly for the actual girls in my life these nay never dream to be
laissez les bons temps rouler! MMXIII - lent for us all!
date notations are troixiantecinqudecimal, a-z is 2010-2035, get back to me in 2036...
dammit, didn't have our girl Tina Fey in there until 8ii? slacker there dude, slacker...
©ABCdzyne 06 Feb 2018 (aka 26i)
