these are some
beautiful women I've been seeing on TV, you?
I watch a lot of
TV, and am steadfastly on the look-out for the diamonds in the
rough.
and boy is there plenty of rough.
breaker-boy forever Anthracite country!
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mostly a lot of L&O
ladies, and other crime dramas, lotsa old movies, and some
sitcoms/etcs all involved, newscastrixes galore! updates to
follow? surely. Thank you Wikipedia!
well, I arranged
them chronologically (theoretically bad) but need to know whether
I'm being a dirty old or dirty young man when they allure me.
sadly I've never seen Mary Shelley or Dorothy Parker on TV, so haven't included them, so some of my
best crushes are out.
simply trying to show my dad I can love them ALL from afar after
he told me I could be Olivia Wide's father! (wrong!)
and I like 'em more when they're closer to my birthday, or are
from near where I was born, or went to school near me...
Statue of Liberty (dedicated October 28, 1886)
Joan Crawford (March 23, 1905 – May 10, 1977)
LaWanda Page (October 19, 1920 – September 14, 2002)
Nancy Jane Kulp (August 28, 1921 – February 3, 1991)
Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982)
Nathalie Kay "Tippi" Hedren (born January 19, 1930)
Joan Henrietta Collins, OBE (born 23 May 1933)
Ann Wedgeworth (born January 21, 1935)
Marion Burnside Randall, who acted under the name Sue Randall, (October 8, 1935 — October 26, 1984) .//oh, left us for Beaver
Nancy Dussault (born June 30, 1936)
Mary Eleanor Donahue (born April 19, 1937)
Elizabeth Alice "Ali" MacGraw (born April 1, 1939)
Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939)
Lesley Rene Stahl (born December 16, 1941)
Toni Basil (born Antonia Christina Basilotta on September 22, 1943 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
Mary Woronov (born December 8, 1943)
Goldie Jeanne Hawn (born November 21, 1945)
Lila Diane Sawyer (born December 22, 1945)
Barbara Carrera (born Barbara Kingsbury on December 31, 1945)
Sally Margaret Field (born November 6, 1946)
Jessica Phyllis Lange (born April 20, 1949) //a Kong-sized crush! and similarly gentle
Joyce Anne DeWitt (born April 23, 1949)
Mary Louise "Meryl" Streep (born June 22, 1949)
Diana Nyad (born August 22, 1949)
Sigourney Weaver (born October 8, 1949)
Prunella Gee (born 17 February 1950)
Lynda Jean Carter (born July 24, 1951)
Karen Jane Allen (born October 5, 1951)
Shohreh Aghdashloo (born May 11, 1952)
S. Epatha Merkerson (born Sharon Epatha Merkerson; November 28, 1952)
Marina Sirtis (born March 29, 1955)
Sandra Bernhard (born June 6, 1955)
Dana Welles Delany (born March 13, 1956)
Audrey Landers (born July 18, 1956)
Ann Curry (born November 19, 1956)
Katherine Anne "Katie" Couric (born January 7, 1957)
Kelly Ann McGillis (born July 9, 1957)
Denise Michelle Crosby (born November 24, 1957)
Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958)
Jamie Lee Curtis (born November 22, 1958)
Darlanne Fluegel born (November 25, 1958) //yeah Wilkes-Barre representin'!
Catherine Mary Stewart (born Catherine Mary Nursall on April 22, 1959) //is not Denise Richards
Valerie Anne Bertinelli (born April 23, 1960)
Julianne Moore (born December 3, 1960)
Jane Marie Lynch (born July 14, 1960)
Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus (born January 13, 1961)
Gina L. Gershon (born June 10, 1962)
Daphne Eurydice Zuniga (born October 28, 1962)
Alicia Christian "Jodie" Foster (born November 19, 1962)
Natasha Jane Richardson (11 May 1963 – 18 March 2009)
Lori Petty (born October 14, 1963)
Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama (born January 17, 1964)
Mariska Hargitay (born Mariska Magdolna Hargitay; January 23, 1964)
Bridget Jane Fonda (born January 27, 1964)
Wanda Sykes (born March 7, 1964)
Annabella Sciorra (born March 29, 1964)
Melissa Ellen Gilbert (born May 8, 1964)
Joanne Whalley (born 25 August 1964)
Claire Stansfield (born 27 August 1964)
Famke Beumer Janssen (born 5 November 1964)
Jami Beth Gertz (born October 28, 1965)
Cynthia Ann "Cindy" Crawford (born February 20, 1966)
Julianna Luisa Margulies (born June 8, 1966)
Kathryn Elsbeth Erbe (born July 5, 1966)
Rachel India True (born November 15, 1966)
Michelle Hurd (born December 21, 1966)
Eva Maria LaRue (born Eva Maria LaRuy on December 27, 1966)
Laura Elizabeth Dern (born February 10, 1967)
Maria Elena Bello (born April 18, 1967)
Lisa Edelstein (born May 21, 1967)
Nicole Mary Kidman (born 20 June 1967)
older than me above ^ ^ ^ ----- younger than me below v v v ----- draw your own line! -----
Elyse Luray (born December 4, 1967)
Jeri Lynn Zimmermann Ryan (born February 22, 1968)
Naomi Ellen Watts (born 28 September 1968)
Jillian Noel "Jill" Hennessy (born November 25, 1968)
Lucy Alexis Liu (born December 2, 1968)
Pauley Perrette (born March 27, 1969)
Renée Kathleen Zellweger (born April 25, 1969)
Kate Snow (born June 10, 1969)
Heather Joan Graham (born January 29, 1970) //on the KimChi Chronicles!
Julie Bowen (born March 3, 1970)
Nada Nadim Prouty, née Al-Aouar (born c. 1970) //in the wake of Amanda Knox... set the innocent free!
Nancy Cordes, née Weiner (born July 12, 1970)
Tamara Taylor (born September 27, 1970)
Amy Jo Johnson (born October 6, 1970) //much more than Pink Ranger!
Jennifer Lynn Connelly (born December 12, 1970)
Lara Logan (born 29 March 1971)
Kathryn Bridget Moynahan (born April 28, 1971)
Julianne Nicholson (born July 1, 1971)
Savannah Guthrie (born December 28, 1971)
Rachel Allen (born 21 March 1972, in Dublin) //mm, say "grams" as "graahms" again... nngh...
Robin Jessica Tunney (born June 19, 1972)
Selma Blair (born June 23, 1972)
Sofía Margarita Vergara Vergara (born July 10, 1972)
Elizabeth Berkley (born July 28, 1972)
Angela Michelle "Angie" Harmon (born August 10, 1972)
Saffron Dominique Burrows (born 22 October 1972)
Alyssa Jayne Milano (born December 19, 1972)
Jennifer Esposito (born April 11, 1973)
Leeann Velez Tweeden (born June 13, 1973)
Juliette Lewis (born June 21, 1973)
Shannon Elizabeth (born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal; September 7, 1973)
Kristen Carroll Wiig (born August 22, 1973)
Neve Adrianne Campbell (born October 3, 1973)
Norah O'Donnell (born January 23, 1974)
Eva Mendes (born March 5, 1974)
Michelle Kosinski (born May 6, 1974)
Melissa Sagemiller (born June 1, 1974)
Stephanie Caroline March (born July 23, 1974)
Jamie Tarabay, (born 9 January 1975)
Anne Louise Dudek (born March 22, 1975; Boston, Massachusetts)
Poppy Montgomery (born 19 June 1975)
Anne Marie Cancelmi (born July 31, 1975), known as Annie Parisse
Charlize Theron (born 7 August 1975) //love our matching neck moles!
Kaitlin Olson (born August 18, 1975) //and other people crush! yay Tigard!
Alicia Roanne Witt (born August 21, 1975)
Alana de la Garza (born June 18, 1976)
Diane Neal (born November 17, 1976)
Emily Erin Deschanel (born October 11, 1976)
Milena Govich (born October 29, 1976)
Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976)
Samantha Susan Buck (born December 20, 1976)
Melanie Jayne Lynskey (born 16 May 1977)
Liv Rundgren Tyler (born July 1, 1977)
Jaime Elizabeth Pressly (born July 30, 1977)
Katheryn Winnick (born December 17, 1977)
Michaela Conlin (born June 9, 1978)
Bianna Golodryga (born June 15, 1978)
Dana Loesch (née Eaton, born September 28, 1978) //well, until she started talking....
Nadine Velazquez (born November 20, 1978)
Lauren Christine German (born November 29, 1978) //yay almondy eyes!
Jennifer Marie Morrison (born April 12, 1979)
Morena Baccarin (born June 2, 1979)
Alecia Beth Moore (born September 8, 1979)
Coté de Pablo (born November 12, 1979)
Zooey Claire Deschanel (born January 17, 1980)
Kelli Giddish (born Cumming, Georgia, April 13, 1980) //nice escape from Texas to go detective in the big city, I miss the boots
Elizabeth Claire "Ellie" Kemper (born May 2, 1980)
Suzanne Brigit "Sue" Bird (born October 16, 1980)
Melissa "Missy" Peregrym (born June 16, 1982)
Gillian Jacobs (born October 20, 1982) //like 'em young at Community... go Pittsburgh
Michaela McManus (born May 20, 1983) //k, getting a little cradle-robbing for me now... trying to resist that, but SO HOT!
Alison Brie (born December 29, 1983) //still older than OW...
Olivia Wilde (born Olivia Jane Cockburn; March 10, 1984) //woops, here's how this all started...
Ivet Lalova (born 18 May 1984) //ok, been watching the sports, and am allowed to love all the track&field girls
Portlandia (installed on October 6, 1985)
Masiela Lusha (born October 23, 1985) //right, -after- I got out of High School, but she's brainy! and hot. and 25+!
Allyson Felix (born November 18, 1985) //I reserve the right to be attracted to track&field and swimmer girls older than I was when I started doing both regularly, so, anyone over 14
Jane Colburn Levy (born December 29, 1989) //and yes, way too young for me, but still over half my age. and that's where I'm presently drawing the line...
Taima the Hawk (hatched April 21, 2005)
xoxo ladies!
up to where this nonsese comes from <--
I hope none
of the ladies mentioned above have the time, or want, to break
them from a listing where you've got to do the math yourself kind
of thing. This is intended for pure research, where you say
"oh, how old is she in that ancient movie I'm watching!
HOT!" and not at all like, oh, how old is she today?, kind
of thing, well, unless you care about how old or young you feel
you or they are. If any of you listed feel need to complain,
please e-mail. No, PLEASE! I'd definitely like to hear from you.
change my evil ways,
one of these days...
if you've ever been attracted to her, you can't blame time for doing anything, time's a far better thing to embrace and enjoy. beauty is forever, in maiden, mother, and crone.
hoping readers will use it like me and seek the similarly aged? lust in line? only look for the "older" woman?
kitty sez "like a bee-hive!" those chick'n'wairz....
x o x o for valentines, and 'speshly for the actual girls in my life these nay never dream to be
©ABCdzyne 14 Feb 2012
